In my own rose colored glasses i will relay the last moments of the golden turd seen on the previous pages.

the van blew out the trans beating up stuff at the local 1/8th mile.... so i rebuilt it.

I used a reverse manual valve body. 5 clutches in the clutch pack.

corvette servos . high ratio band arms. the spring loaded LSD set up.

It was TITS.  but alas once installed the original engine no longer wanted to live.

Van was sold. striped( again?) and has no been since in a decade since its shell was used as a chicken coupe.

it did manage to run 9.0's at 77 MPH at Jacksonville raceways.  my totals investtment was around 250$ including tag and gas.

I still own  My Favorite jnco jeans.

I still listen to My Juggalo music.

I still do Stupid things in my spare time.

but I didn't have a minivan....

Things have recently changed...

Thanks to Excessive boredom at work.

And the ability to use search tempest to check the entire USA craigslist in a single keystroke.

I have located a 1989.  .. plymouth.. voyager..  5 speed. turbo .. MAGIC WAGON BAE-BEE!

BAD NEWS. im in florida. . its in freaking oregon.

GREAT NEWS.  Im not 20 any more and i have money to pay for shit i want to get shipped to me!

BEST NEWS EVAH!!  It's here. it runs... it drives.. it leaks.. it makes whooshi turbo noises and PSSHIOOUUU BOV noises.

SHITTY NEWS! someone took out the a/c.. I live on the sun in florida.  its going to be a real bitch to get the a/c back together.

 Stay tuned for pics and updates on the stick van.